There once was a burden,
Dawned by life’s greatest warden,
To show us the true path of light

She’s born out of anger,
A self-centric danger,
And fights you purely for spite

But alas she’s not bad,
Oh contraire she’s quite rad,
Testing my patience with might

And I find it quite funny,
She fucks like a bunny,
And brightens my day with her sight

Though she’s fragile and twit,
She’s quick with the wit,
Her feral mind comes with a bite

I wouldn’t trade gold,
Or gems to be sold,
For the queen who struggles with height